Песня про ёжика

Пратчетт Терри Дэвид Джон

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You tail-lifting buggers from Ramtop or plain If you take my advice you will save yourself pain When the base urges strike you it's best to recall That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

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Your hedgehog's a handful and cute as a bun You'd think he'd be perfect for animal fun But hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

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You can top a giraffe if you stand on a stool Though a Jack Russell might make you look like a fool But the fact still remains that if you want to ball The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

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You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

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It's hard with a crab 'cause its bum's watertight The best way is sideways, then twist to the right If you screw one, be thankful as shorewards you crawl For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

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